Documented Law of Relativity:
Nothing is as easy as it seems, nor as difficult as the manual explains. Law
Search Hint:
The fastest way to find one thing, find another. You
always find something that is not looking.
Act 'Wait I scored':
If you have a pen, no paper. If you have paper, no pen
If you have both, no answer.
Telephone Preference Act:
When you dial the wrong phone numbers, will never be occupied.
Updated to Archimedes' Principle:
A body submerged in a bathtub, the phone sounds.
Law of Gravity:
If you get to stay calm while all around are losing theirs, you may not understand the gravity of the situation.
Law Experience:
only knows the depth of the well, who falls into it.
practical guide to modern science:
If mixed belongs to biology.
If stinks belongs to chemistry.
If it does not belong to physics.
If no one understands, is mathematical.
If not applicable, it is economics or psychology.
Law Units of Measure:
If you have written 'One size' is because they served in any size.
Law of Free Fall:
Any effort to grasp an object in free fall, provoked másdestrucción of that if we let the object fall naturally.
1. The probability of a leaf falling to the side of haciaabajo butter is directly proportional to the carpet.
2. The cat always lands on his feet.
3. It does not help tie the bread and butter to the ribs of the cat and throw it laalfombra.
4. The cat will eat the bread before falling ... Arise.
Act queues and traffic jams (Bottlenecks):
queue always walks beside faster. It does not help to change lanes. The Leyne is altered.
Act tape:
There are two types of adhesive tape that does not stick and not come out.
Law of Life:
A healthy person is one who has not been sufficiently examined by doctors.
Everything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening.
Law of Attraction of Particles:
Every particle that flies, one eye is always open.
Text taken from an e-mail received, and whose original author know.
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